...Toilets!

Toilets are a marvelous invention. Seriously. Can you think of any other invention that makes things that we don't want to see disappear? I can't! I really wish I could though. Items like "the roommate remover" and "the angry ex-wife remover" would sell like hot cakes. Come to think of it, the only thing that works as effectively as the toilet is the mafia, and I do not want Eddie the Clamps to have his own exclusive room in my house. The review should be over at this point. But it isn't.

The second greatest part of toilets are the wonderful ideas that pop into your head while taking advantage of the first part i mentioned. It is hard to imagine how anything was invented before the toilet due to its magical bestowal of knowledge it gives it user.

The bathroom is also the only private room of your house, most of the time. Do you have company that you really don't want to hang out with(Eddie the Clamps, for example). Then you can go hide out in the bathroom and think of ways to get rid of him. It even works with annoying phone calls.

And lastly, toilets are everywhere. Conventionally, a toilet is composed of a porcelain bowl and some sort of plumbing system. But, as was demonstrated this weekend in Nashville, you can make your own toilet. All you need is a working urinary system and some inanimate object, like a brick wall!*

So, here is to the John! We are all kings (or queens) when we are sitting on the porcelain throne!

And that is why i give the toilet an A+




*Living objects can work, but you must taking caution. Trees, for example, make great toilets. Cats do not.